Your 90th birthday has been reviewed. Unfortunately, existing for this long was deemed pre-existing.
“Your Claim Was Denied Due to Pre-Existing Existence.” turns the cruelty and absurdity of old-age health insurance into a bureaucratic punchline. A 90th-birthday cake rides into a medical claims machine while a DENIED notice emerges from the other side, as if surviving long enough were itself a disqualifying condition.
It is darkly funny apparel for anyone who has watched care become paperwork, age become risk, and human need become another reason for a rejection stamp.
A small Meaningful Apparel badge sits on the wearer’s left chest, while the full illustration is printed large across the back.
Product details
• Lane Seven LS14001
• Soft cotton-rich fleece
• Comfortable unisex fit styled for women
• Structured three-panel hood
• Front pouch pocket
Care instructions
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron on low heat away from the prints
• Do not dry-clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS14001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Your 90th birthday has been reviewed. Unfortunately, existing for this long was deemed pre-existing.
“Your Claim Was Denied Due to Pre-Existing Existence.” turns the cruelty and absurdity of old-age health insurance into a bureaucratic punchline. A 90th-birthday cake rides into a medical claims machine while a DENIED notice emerges from the other side, as if surviving long enough were itself a disqualifying condition.
It is darkly funny apparel for anyone who has watched care become paperwork, age become risk, and human need become another reason for a rejection stamp.
A small Meaningful Apparel badge sits on the wearer’s left chest, while the full illustration is printed large across the back.
Product details
• Lane Seven LS14001
• Soft cotton-rich fleece
• Comfortable unisex fit styled for women
• Structured three-panel hood
• Front pouch pocket
Care instructions
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron on low heat away from the prints
• Do not dry-clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS14001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
