CORRUPTION IS ILLEGAL. PLEASE SELECT “CONSULTING FEES.” | Political Satire | Women’s Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

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Apparently, ethics is a dropdown menu.

The back reads: CORRUPTION IS ILLEGAL. PLEASE SELECT “CONSULTING FEES.” A vintage-style illustration shows a suit-cuffed hand stamping a cash-filled envelope with a more respectable label. The joke is about power, polite language, and the paperwork that makes the unacceptable look routine.

For anyone who has watched an obvious problem disappear into carefully chosen wording, this is a familiar kind of absurdity.

The large artwork is printed on the back, with the Meaningful Apparel badge printed on the wearer’s left chest. A relaxed fit and garment-dyed cotton give the shirt an easy, everyday feel.

Product details

• 100% ring-spun US cotton

• Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) fabric

• Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk

• Relaxed fit

• Double-needle stitching and no side seams

• Sewn-in label

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C (90°F). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Apparently, ethics is a dropdown menu.

The back reads: CORRUPTION IS ILLEGAL. PLEASE SELECT “CONSULTING FEES.” A vintage-style illustration shows a suit-cuffed hand stamping a cash-filled envelope with a more respectable label. The joke is about power, polite language, and the paperwork that makes the unacceptable look routine.

For anyone who has watched an obvious problem disappear into carefully chosen wording, this is a familiar kind of absurdity.

The large artwork is printed on the back, with the Meaningful Apparel badge printed on the wearer’s left chest. A relaxed fit and garment-dyed cotton give the shirt an easy, everyday feel.

Product details

• 100% ring-spun US cotton

• Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) fabric

• Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk

• Relaxed fit

• Double-needle stitching and no side seams

• Sewn-in label

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C (90°F). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean